Do You Want Ants? meme template: Archer character with confident stern expression; image is a still, while the quote’s original speaker is Malory Archer.

Do You Want Ants? Meme Template

The “Do you want ants? That’s how you get ants” snowclone exposes a bad shortcut by naming its predictable consequence.

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What the Do You Want Ants? meme means

The “Do you want ants? That’s how you get ants” snowclone exposes a bad shortcut by naming its predictable consequence.

Archer character with confident stern expression; image is a still, while the quote’s original speaker is Malory Archer.

How the joke works

proposal or shortcut rhetorical consequence

  1. proposal
  2. consequence warning

Caption examples

Example that works
  1. Let’s keep the only backup on this laptop
  2. Do you want no backup? Because that’s how you get no backup
Example that misses
  1. Should I have lunch?
  2. Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get lunch

The consequence is unrelated to the proposal, so the rhetorical warning no longer exposes a predictable result of the choice.

Situations it fits

  • same laptop as sole backup
  • skip umbrella before a storm
  • hide a mess instead of fixing it

When this format does not fit

  • Claiming Archer said the original line (Malory did); consequence unrelated to proposal; real dangerous advice.
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