And The Points Don't Matter Meme Template

The U.S. Whose Line Is It Anyway? opening made “the points don’t matter” a catchphrase; the image macro adapted it into a reusable welcome/where formula. It mocks a scoreboard, metric, or procedure that is visibly arbitrary.

Drew Carey at the Whose Line desk, associated with the phrase that the games are made up and the points do not matter.

Slot 1 welcomes or names the arena and establishes its fake rules. Slot 2 states the arbitrary measure or consequence that does not matter. Keep both pieces in one parallel “where…” thought; the punch is a specific contradiction.

1. Name the arena and its fake rules
2. Name the arbitrary score/consequence

• a contest where the scoring is nonsense
• a game night rule nobody follows
• a ranking that fails to measure what people care about
• a fandom poll whose result changes nothing
• a process pretending arbitrary numbers are objective