But That's None Of My Business Meme Template

Use the first line for a pointed, specific observation about hypocrisy, a contradiction, or conspicuous behavior; the second is the dry, faux-detached “but that’s none of my business” sign-off. The speaker is plainly being shady while pretending to stay out of it. The template has roots in Black internet humor; credit that history and avoid reducing the phrase to generic tea imagery.

Kermit in a relaxed tea-sipping pose; the two editable zones can frame a setup and detached observation.

Slot 1 names the behavior or contradiction being side-eyed. Slot 2 lands the detached sign-off. The two lines should form one pointed observation, usually with the second line making the speaker’s feigned neutrality funny.

1. State the specific hypocrisy, contradiction, or behavior being observed.
2. Deliver the faux-detached sign-off or short sarcastic aside.

• watching a friend ignore their own advice
• a person makes a predictable choice after asking for opinions
• a hobbyist adds another item to a collection they said was finished
• someone announces an avoidable plan with full confidence

• Targeting someone’s appearance or a vulnerable person
• A second line that does not read as a knowing sign-off
• Erasing the format’s Black internet roots or presenting Kermit as the originator of the phrase